Crawl *** ½ / *****
Directed by: Alexandre
Aja.
Written by: Michael Rasmussen
& Shawn Rasmussen.
Starring: Kaya Scodelario (Haley
Keller), Barry Pepper (Dave Keller), Ross Anderson (Wayne Taylor), Anson Boon (Stan),
George Somner (Marv), Ami Metcalf (Lee), Jose Palma (Pete), Morfydd Clark (Beth
Keller), Tina Pribicevic (Young Haley).
Every
summer movie season needs a film like Crawl – an unpretentious, guilty pleasure
of a horror movie – preferably one involving large animals eating people. These
movies, when done well, can deliver a hell of a fun time at the movies. Crawl
is a film like that – a film like The Shallows or Deep Blue Sea – utterly
ridcilous in every conceivable way, and still so much fun that you hardly care.
And this time instead of sharks, its alligators, so that’s new.
The film
stars Kaya Scodelario as Haley Keller – who, like all heroines in movies
involving animals that can swim, is a competitive swimmer. She is struggling on
her university team – probably because she is going through “personal issues” –
mainly involving her dad Dave (Barry Pepper), who also used to be her swim
coach. She is devastated by the recent divorce of her parents – and blames
herself. And then, of course, a massive hurricane is about to hit Southern
Florida – and no one can contact her dad. So she heads down to her house – and
wouldn’t you know it, he’s trapped in the basement of the house, because the
rain caused the overflow drain pipe to flood, and two alligators are now stalking
around the basement – looking to kill him. And now, of course, Haley. As the
storm hits, the water rises – and they have no way to contact the outside
world.
What
happens over the 90 minute runtime of Crawl is, in a word, silly. Given the
injuries they suffer through the film, both Dave and Haley would probably be
killed multiple times, or at least so incapicipated that they would die. And
yet, despite being bitten and dragged, etc. – they barely seem to notice. The
movie basically has two characters – not including the gators (and an adorable
dog) – but it does invent some ways to get more people into the film so they
can become alligator food. And those can get kind of gruesome – without going
over the top.
The film
was directed by Alexandre Aja – who a decade ago seemed like perhaps he was on
his way to becoming a great horror director. His breakthrough film High Tension
is loved by some (not by me) – and his remake of The Hill Has Eyes is arguably
better than Wes Craven’s (perhaps only I think that- but I’m right). But it
hasn’t quite worked out for whatever reason – and his career has slowed. Here,
he shows genuine skill at staging a minatsream horror film – with creative
kills and scenes that build tension quickly. Certainly the movie relies on jump
scare after jump scare at times (including introducting even more alligators
when needed) – and adding a cute job named Sugar is fairly cheap way to make
people care – because, of course, we don’t care if people die - but kill a dog and people will riot (I cannot
explain it – but that’s just true).
Crawl is
not going to win any awards for originality. You’ve seen this movie before –
and probably better. But for a summer movie, Crawl is lean, mean and
entertaining. And you team it up in the future with Deep Blue Sea or The
Shallows, and you have a hell of fun night ahead of you.
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