So
with all that said, I decided to do an updated ranking of the features, as well
as a separate ranking for the shorts and experiments and music videos, all
rolled into one. I didn’t rank the Twin Peaks TV series or the On the Air
Pilot, because how the hell could I (I am already stretching things with
including the Yves Saint Laurent Perfume add in the shorts.
Updated Rankings
I
didn’t rank the three that Lynch was involved in – it doesn’t make much sense
to rank Twin Peaks or Off the Air, as a single entity, and I could not track
down Hotel Room – which was a miniseries. But, I did rank the features, and
then the shorts, music videos and oddities.
Feature Rank
Here’s
a ranking of the features only – everything else will be below.
10.
Dune (1984) – I’m not exaggerating when I saw this may be
the worst thing Lynch ever directed – and not all of the shorts, music videos,
etc. are very good at all. It’s an example of the wrong director with the wrong
material, with the wrong producer/studio behind him. Lynch learned a lesson,
and moved on. So should we.
9. The
Elephant Man (1980) – Yes, it was a hit – and got
Lynch his first Oscar nomination for Best Director (and remains the only one of
his films to be nominated for Best Picture). But it’s a dull, overly sentimental
– if wonderful looking – film. This isn’t what I watch Lynch for.
8. Lost
Highway (1997) – Yes, it’s still the most
frustrating film on Lynch’s filmography, because so much of it is so good, but
it ends up making you feel like you’ve been jerked around. But, over the years,
I’ve come to accept this, and enjoy it on its own terms – as limited as they
are.
7. Wild
at Heart (1990) – The fact that I quite enjoy
this film, and still ranks fairly low, tells you how good Lynch’s filmography
is. Yes, it does look fairly weak alongside other Palme D’or winners, and other
Lynch films for that matter, but it’s still very entertaining, and quite
possibly the most positive movie of Lynch’s career – at least among the films
that contain that much violence and bloodshed. And Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern
are terrific – the supporting cast is wonderful too.
6. The
Straight Story (1999) – A deceptively simple story that
is quietly powerful and heartfelt. I had only seen it once before starting this
series – and to be honest, once is probably enough for this movie. But it has a
great central performance by Richard Farnsworth, and is a really, really
beautiful film. But it is quite simple and straightforward. I’m very glad Lynch
made it though – if only to prove he could make a great film without being
weird.
5. Twin
Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) – This film, without a
doubt, was the most improved on the most recent viewing. Perhaps it was having
the original series so fresh in my memory, or perhaps it was just knowing what
to expect this time around. But watching the film this time, what emerged was a
near-brilliant, surreal nightmare – a definite sign of where Lynch was going to
go later in his career. It still has flaws, but it is a great film – with an
incredible performance by Sheryl Lee. If you hated the film the first time you
watched it, give it another chance.
4.
Inland Empire (2006)- The wonderful, bizarre, three
hour odyssey that may or may not add up, but is so brilliantly executed, that I
don’t much care. Laura Dern delivers one of the greatest screen performances of
all time, and the film really is a one of a kind experience. It’s also a
throwback to Lynch’s DIY spirit of his first films. It’s too bad he stopped
making films after this – because he really could have gone on to do something
even better.
3.
Eraserhead (1977) – I always loved Eraserhead – but
I think I loved it even more this time than I ever had before. The soundscape
is brilliant, the visuals haunting and unique, the performances odd. From his
first feature, Lynch had his aesthetic down pat – and made one of his
masterpieces.
2. Blue
Velvet (1986) – I have seen the film so many times, and
never fails to win me over, to draw me into the seemingly perfect suburban
world on the surface, which hides the unspeakable evil underneath. The film is
funny at first, and then gets sickening as it moves along, and at the end, we
all just bury our head in the sand again at the end. The more times I watch it,
the better it gets.
1. Mulholland Dr. (2001) – This
is Lynch’s masterpiece – a surreal dream world that slowly becomes a nightmare.
No other film I have ever seen has ever so perfectly replicated a dream world.
An absolute perfect film – one that usually makes my list of the 10 greatest
films of all time.
Shorts/Music
Videos/Commercials/Experiments Rank
Ranking
35 shorts, videos, oddities and
experiments is a ridiculous activity – so of course I did it. Take it with a
grain of salt, which is how I intended it.
35. Longing - X Japan (1995) –
Music Video – Painful song, sappy visuals – if it was
much longer than the 6 minute length, I may well have given up watching it.
34. Yves Saint Laurent's Opium
Parfum (1993) – TV Commercial – It’s just another
perfume commercial – the type of thing we see every day on TV, and nothing at
all special or memorable. Not sure why they wanted him to turn in something
that any director could have done.
33.
DumbLand (2002) – Web Series – The title is apt – it’s
is very dumb. A series of 6 shorts, 5 minutes long each, which are stick
figures swearing and doing crude things. It would work if it was funny – but it
isn’t. The 30 minutes spent watching this seems much longer.
32.
Fictitious Anacin Commercial (1967) – Short – The
title is apt – this is a fake commercial for Anacin, which is very similar to
most headache medication commercial, just slightly exaggerated. I can think of
worse ways to spend 1 minute of your time – but there isn’t much to recommend
it either.
31. Out
Yonder – Neighbor Boy (2001) – Short – Lynch
co-stars with his son in this short about two guys hanging in their backyard
that is trying very hard to be funny, but isn’t.
30.
Thank You Judge – BlueBob (1999) – Music Video – This
was supposed to be the first of three videos made in support of Lynch’s band
BlueBob’s album. The fact that the other two didn’t get made probably tells you
how good the video – and song – are.
29. Industrial
Soundscape (2002) – Short – Not really a movie, but a
strange motion painting, with some very strange music. It works for what it is
– but what it is, isn’t exactly all that interesting.
28.
Intervalemeter Experiments (2004) – Experiment – An
experiment, which is right in the title, and it is rather interesting. But
there isn’t much here to talk about.
27.
Wicked Game - Chris Isaak (1990) – Music video – A
fairly typical little music video – taking clips from Wild at Heart, combined
with Isaak and his band playing the song from the movie. It’s better than most
of these – but still not precisely that great.
26.
Absurd Encounter with Fear (1967) – Short – A very
odd little short, with a man coming across a woman in a field, and attacking her,
with bizarre results. It’s only two minutes, so there isn’t much here – but it’s
weird.
25. I
Predict – Sparks (1982) – Music Video – The
video was controversial in 1982, not so much anymore, and not particularly
interesting. But that song has been stuck in my head for weeks – and it is
amusing, so it’s not bad by any means.
24. The
Amputee (1974) - Short – Lynch only had a night to write
the screenplay, and shot it twice in a row, on different film stocks. It’s kind
of funny, but the short time frame shows – especially compared to what was made
right before and right after this.
23.
Boat (2007) – This is Lynch simply goofing off, with his
strange short with a disembodied voiceover with only shots of boats and water
for the first half (of 7 minutes), then Lynch himself driving a boat on a
“journey into the night”. Does it mean anything? Not really – but it’s somewhat
amusing.
22. Crazy
Clown Time – David Lynch (2012) – Music Video – Too long, and not a very good song that just
keeps going and going and going. It’s strange, but not much else.
21. 42 One
Dream Rush - Dream # 7 (2009) – Omnibus Segment – Another film that doesn’t have much to offer
except strangeness – but at least its short, at only a minute.
20.
Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Brokenhearted (1990) – Short – This
really is a film stage play that Lynch and Angelo Badalamenti co-created. From
what I saw, I would have loved to see the stage show. But as a movie, it
doesn’t really work – and at 50 minutes it is a little long. But it is very
interesting.
19. Bug
Crawls (2004) – Short – A bizarre short – which is about a bug
crawling on a house, and falling off. That’s all. But god is it creepy and
memorable – at least for.
18.
Blue Green (2007) – No, Blue Green doesn’t make a lot of sense, but
it’s a haunting little piece of surrealism that sticks in your head – and
perhaps that’s all it was intended to be.
17. The
Three Rs (2011) – Film Festival Intro – The
film is rather haunting, and although I don’t get it, I do think there’s
something here – even if I don’t quite get what.
16. Idem
Paris (2013) – Short – A short
documentary about master print makers is fascinating, yet repetitive, and more
than a little slow.
15.
Rabbits (2002) – Web Series – As a part of Inland Empire, the
rabbits are haunting, memorable and really rather brilliant. As a standalone
series – especially when they are watched back to back to back for 50 minutes,
it’s a one joke comedy that still works, but certainly drags.
14.
Ballerina (2007) – Short – A mixture of beautiful and creepy, this
short from the Inland Empire DVD is haunting, creepy, beautiful and memorable.
13. I Touch
a Red Button – Interpol (2011) – Music Video – A decent music video that may be repetitive,
but is also creepy and memorable.
12. Six
Men Getting Sick (Six Times) (1966) – Short – The
first thing Lynch ever directed – a “motion painting” which is about what the
title implies. This one has grown on me since first seeing it. It really is
something to see where he started from.
11.
Lamp (2003) – Short – A 30 minute documentary about Lynch making
a lamp. It shouldn’t work – but it does.
10. The
Cowboy and the Frenchman (1988) – TV Segment – A half
hour TV stand alone TV episode for a show that never existed. I enjoyed the
more typical, sitcom level stuff at the beginning, more than the strange turn
at the end – but it is certainly amusing.
9. Shot in
the Back of the Head – Moby (2009) – Music Video – One of Lynch’s best music videos, a wonderfully
animated film that takes Moby’s song both literally, and then spins off into
the surreal.
8. Came Back
Haunted – Nine Inch Nails (2013) – Music Video - It may
given you a epileptic fit, but if it doesn’t, this is the best music video that
Lynch has directed in his time – for the best song as well.
7. Lady Blue
Shanghai (2010) – Short/Commercial – Yes,
this is basically a 15 minute purse commercial, but it’s one that only Lynch
could make, and one that works, even when you can tell what it’s selling.
6. More
Things That Happened (2007) – Deleted Scenes – Still
not sure if it’s supposed to be a standalone movie, or just a collection of
deleted scenes from Inland Empire – but at its best, it is very, very good and
a must see for Inland Empire fans.
5. Darkened
Room (2002) – Short – An odd short that starts in one place, and
ends somewhere completely different. Perhaps not overly original, but really
effective.
4.
Absurda (2007) – Omnibus Segment – An odd three minute movie that
was supposed to be about the future of film – I have no idea what Lynch thinks
this is saying about that, but I do know it’s a surreal nightmare par
excellence from Lynch.
3. The
Grandmother (1970) – Short – This half hour short is
probably a little too long – but is a key short to show where Lynch was going
from here. The little boy in this may well have grown up to be the lead
character in Eraserhead.
2. The
Alphabet (1968) – Short – A haunting mixture of animation, and live
action – a childhood nightmare about a girl getting her period, the film is
abstract, haunting and somewhat brilliant.
1.
Lumière and Company - Premonition Following An Evil Deed (1995) – Omnibus
Segment – Lynch embraces the limitations placed on him to be a part of
this omnibus, and ends up making a brilliant, haunting, 52 second silent
masterwork – as complex and jammed with ideas as many features. Absolutely
brilliant.
So that’s it – 10 feature films and 35 shorts and other
curiosities ranked – and that doesn’t even mention a two TV shows. I know I
probably missed some things – Lynch has made and released a lot of these weird
shorts in the past decade or so. I still hope that one day, Lynch will directed
another feature – but perhaps next year’s Twin Peaks revival will be even
better than that.