The Spy Who Dumped Me ** / *****
Directed by: Susanna
Fogel.
Written by: Susanna
Fogel & David Iserson.
Starring: Mila Kunis (Audrey), Kate
McKinnon (Morgan), Justin Theroux (Drew), Lolly Adefope (Tess), Dustin
Demri-Burns (Viktor), Sam Heughan (Sebastian), Hasan Minhaj (Duffer), Mirjam
Novak (Verne), Kev Adams (Bitteauto Driver Lukas), Gillian Anderson (Wendy), Ivanna
Sakhno (Nadedja), Jane Curtin (Carol), Paul Reiser (Arnie), Fred Melamed (Roger),
James Fleet (Tom), Carolyn Pickles (Marsha), Tom Stourton (Edward Snowden).

McKinnon
isn’t even the lead of The Spy Who Dumped Me – that would be Mila Kunis
(another actress who really should get better material – I thought 2010’s Black
Swan was going to be a turning point for her, but she seems happy doing these
types of comedies). Kunis plays Audrey, who has just been dumped by her
boyfriend of a year, Drew (Justin Theroux). He tells her he’ll be by tomorrow
to pick up his stuff – and to not do anything with it. But she, and her best
friend Morgan (Kate McKinnon) don’t listen – and really aren’t given much a
choice. They are contacted pretty soon by some men with guns demanding they
turn over what they want – and informed Audrey that Drew really isn’t a podcast
host, doing a show on NPR about economics and jazz (I’m pretty sure I’ve listen
to that one), but is really in the CIA. And if they don’t get a flash drive
from them, many people will die. Through a series of overly complicated
plotting, the pair of women end up gallivanting around Europe, never sure who
to trust, and shooting a lot of people.
Directed
by Susanna Fogel, The Spy Who Dumped Me’s major problem is its length – it runs
nearly two hours, and feels substantially longer, because the pace of the movie
always seems too slow. The action sequences are actually quite good, but the
film grinds to a halt because the plot is too complicated, and there are too
many characters – almost of all of whom the movie tries to convince is good
than evil than good again, over and over again – only ever really settling the
question when they end up dead (that means they were bad). The natural charm of
Kunis and McKinnon don’t really do much to help proceedings – the don’t have
much chemistry together, which doesn’t help matters much. It’s not a good sign
when the best performances in the film come from Paul Reiser and Jane Curtain –
who are genuinely hilarious as McKinnon’s very supportive parents.
The Spy
Who Dumped Me reminds me of a movie that will play on a loop on TBS on Sunday
afternoons for years to come. Maybe it will play better there, when you can
watch as you only kind of pay half attention to it. Giving it your complete
attention turns out to be a very dull experience.
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